I've been with my gorgeous and brilliant husband for twelve years, and today is our one-year wedding anniversary. Although we've been together for a long time, he never ceases to surprise and delight me. For example, this is the last conversation we had before leaving the house last night:
Me: Do you have your keys?
And that is how we ended up calling a locksmith at 2 a.m.
Luckily I was still in a good mood from the bar, where the "molecular mixologist" made me a Panda Colada - a pina colada in gelatin form perched atop pineapples that have been dehydrated then reconstituted with rum.
That drink is the only reason Kelly is still alive this morning.