Saturday, January 9, 2010


From this morning's paper:

A man bought a piece of pork in a Shenzhen supermarket on Wednesday that glows in the dark. He noticed something unusually bright in his kitchen and was shocked to discover it was the meat. The glow appeared to come from around the bone.

"That's what she said" jokes aside, I would say this is yet another reason to go vegetarian, but I suspect that the veggies from Shenzhen glow as well. And as I'm not particular about the sources of the food I consume, I anticipate developing some sort of superpower in the near future. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for invisibility, but flying would be cool too. But I'd settle for an extra arm or eye or something.

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