Three days after my luggage is lost...
Newark: Your bags are on the flight to Hong Kong - they'll be waiting for you when you arrive.
Hong Kong: Your bags never left Newark - they'll be on the next flight.
Newark: Your bags aren't here. Ask Hong Kong.
Hong Kong: We're so sorry - your bags must be in Newark.
Me: Are you telling me that no one knows where my bags are?
Holly from Newark: Yes. No! That's not what I'm saying! Wait...yes. No.. They're... we're looking for them.
Me: *gives up all hope of seeing bags again*