Three days after my luggage is lost...
Newark: Your bags are on the flight to Hong Kong - they'll be waiting for you when you arrive.
Hong Kong: Your bags never left Newark - they'll be on the next flight.
Newark: Your bags aren't here. Ask Hong Kong.
Hong Kong: We're so sorry - your bags must be in Newark.
Newark: ....
Me: Are you telling me that no one knows where my bags are?
Holly from Newark: Yes. No! That's not what I'm saying! Wait...yes. No.. They're... we're looking for them.
Me: *gives up all hope of seeing bags again*
Oh god oh god oh god. Do you have any clothes in HK at all? Do you need a jumper, a scarf?
ReplyDeleteI have everything you need for a Norwegian winter's day, just in case you need to borrow. Oh no, this is terrible!
We just got our luggage today. Delivered by a short sweaty man who ran in the door, yelled "TOILET?!" and disappeared into our bathroom for 10 minutes. But at least I have clean underwear now.
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