The brand of toilet paper we buy is called "Vir-Joy", which stands for Virgin (as in not recycled) and, well, Joy (the motto - "Soft feeling. Fashionable of personality"). It occurred to me that Vir-Joy would be the greatest name ever for a Christian band (motto - "We will wipe you clean of sin").
This is how you buy bread here:
What? You know you're not going to eat more than two sandwiches. And no one eats the ends anyway.
Hey, look at these cute little chilies:
I think I'll make some chili oil:
I wonder how it tastes... AAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Never, ever eat those chilies.