Today I had a meeting with the Canadian Chamber of Commerce, during which the heel of my shoe broke off. I realized this when the meeting ended, I stood up, and promptly fell over.
"Well, it was nice meeting y-"
faceplant on conference table
Limping to my bus stop afterwards, I passed this sign at McDonald's - special for Chinese New Year, the Prosperity Burger!
That burger does not look like prosperity. Unless prosperity looks like a slice of human brain coated with teriyaki sauce. In which case I'm cool without any prosperity this year, thanks.
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